just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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