i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
What a dumb baby whore.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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