they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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