This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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