By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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