She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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