Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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