Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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