"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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