Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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