Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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