You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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