so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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