i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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