the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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