He is such a slut. More and more my type.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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