I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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