Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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