Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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