I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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