Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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