But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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