maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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