so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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