as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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