Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize
