normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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