I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
