yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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