My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
