I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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