You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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