Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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