I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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