She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
