xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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