Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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