i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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