im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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