He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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