Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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