Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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