Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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