My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
