like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
