WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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