the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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