well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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