i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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