he puts the penis in happiness.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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